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“TUFF ENUFF” – The Fabulous Thunderbirds. Is the Meanspeed® School Tempo Analysis Tough Enough?

September 9, 2009 Ian A Schneider Leave a comment
"Tuff Enuff" - Fabulous Thunderbirds_bpm graph_mood of foreboding_02.22_tempo map

"Tuff Enuff" - Fabulous Thunderbirds_bpm graph_mood of foreboding_02.22_tempo map

TUFF ENUFF by the Fabulous Thunderbirds is a true blue‘American’ song. One television program called Married With Children is, well, a very 1990s American “trash,” biting wit and subtle sarcasm— a love-it-or-hate-it show–I loved it. Better than Seinfeld? I think so:the social commentary on Married With Children might have been crude and crass, but same could be said about All In The Family. Seinfeld was a great show–but be honest: which show reflected America, Married with Children and the Al Bundy Theme of Tuff Enuff, or an unemployed Kramer with a huge New York apartment

"Tuff Enuff" - Fabulous Thunderbirds_bpm graph_mood of foreboding_07.04

"Tuff Enuff" - Fabulous Thunderbirds_bpm graph_mood of foreboding_07.04

and the oh-so-hip bass lines between each scene? Both shows were hysterical, and had Seinfeld been on HBO instead of NBC, it might have been able to be more candid. Married With Children was Under the radar with FOX, and as a result were able to be more candid about how we live as Americans. Al Bundy never

"Tuff Enuff" - Fabulous Thunderbirds_bpm graph_mood of foreboding_01.28_tempo map

"Tuff Enuff" - Fabulous Thunderbirds_bpm graph_mood of foreboding_01.28_tempo map

let two shows pass where he did not remind his family that he, in his glory in high school football, had scored a record 4 touchdowns in one game for James Polk High, as Hank Hill of King Of The Hill, also on FOX and brilliant and on the edge for its time, never let a show pass without mentioning his famed single-season rushing record–much like my dad never let a supper pass without reminding us of his MVP year and undefeated season as a division III football player. (true!!!)


In one episode, in order to earn more money for increased household expenses with a new nephew joining the house (usually a Jump The Shark move), Al Bundy (Ed O’Neill), who played a shoe-salesman applies and lands a job where he assumes he is going to tend bar for “working stiff’s”–and rather lands in a topless male-tended bar, complete with all women patrons, as Al was required to make drinks sans shirt. Al & his well worn 40-something year old body screamed into what I thought was one of the funniest scenes in television: instead of refusing to play the part of topless male bartender, Al plays the song by the Fabulous Thunderbirds, takes what he has of a body and tries to be sexy, eventually becoming so crazed with the enthusiastic response of the crowd that he begins to twirl entire bottles of liquor in the air and dance with fun and abandon, reflecting how camp and funny everything was in the scene–O’Neill was so good that he was both playing the part and laughing at himself.

What helped the camp-not-kitsch, absolutely, was the fact that this devastatingly great song, Tuff Enuff, is at the tough speed of foreboding, and the juxtaposition with the absurd idea of Al as a sex symbol bartending topless is up there with any Ted Baxter scene.

McLaren-Carlton Speed Summary

song title=Tuff Enuff

performer=Fabulous Thunderbirds
mood=foreboding–in a haunting, tough, Halloween style.
mean speed/average expected tempo=116.7 beats per minute.
average beat length, each beat getting 1/4 note=0.514 seconds per beat.
size, whole note=2.057 seconds per measure.
beat frequency=1.945 beats per second.
mean pitch=497.92 Hertz, 15 cents above B4=493.883 Hertz and 85 cents below C5=523.251 Hertz.

tempo graphics=Ian Andrew Schneider, Newman Neumann, James “Jimmy” Manning, Brooklyn “Jackie M” Winters, © 2009.  All Rights Reserved.  No Re-Use Without Attribution.  Thank You.

"Tuff Enuff" - Fabulous Thunderbirds - bpm graph_mood of foreboding_6.28

"Tuff Enuff" - Fabulous Thunderbirds - bpm graph_mood of foreboding_6.28

Ian Andrew Schneider

The Meanspeed® School

09.09.09

Songs with tempos between 70-76 imply mercy, grace, kindness, poise & benevolence – “LET IT BE” – The BEATLES – speed=70.6 bpm as the pop music embodiment of ‘grace’

August 11, 2009 Ian A Schneider Comments off
Let It Be - The Beatles - Contemporary tempo map by menaspeed music public school - LET IT BE 5

Let It Be - The Beatles - Contemporary tempo map by menaspeed music public school - LET IT BE 5

Let It Be is shown in these speed charts by the performers The Beatles. The theme of this song is simple: the answer to vexation and worry in life is to “let it be,” for answers will come in a spirit of grace on their own. This is the soft spoken secret: the answer is to let things happen, for worry only leads to trouble, and the definition of worry is being upset about an event about which we have no control. IN the song, though many people the reference to the biblical character of Mother Mary, this is in fact a reference to Paul McCartney’s Mother Mary. Both Lennon and McCartney’s moms had died while the two future-Beatles were children, and this loss help form a special bond between the two men.
This song was recorded for the Beatles’ final album, Abbey Road. McCartney had a dream one night in which he was paranoid and anxious. His mother, also called Mary, had by the time of the composition’s genesis had been dead for 10 years, yet she appeared to him in a dream, literally speaking words of wisdom that brought him the grace and peace he sought.
John Lennon thought the song had too many Christian and religious overtones (“what are we going to next, Hark The Herald angels Come?”). Lennon made sure that the next song on the album was “Maggie Mae,” a song about a Liverpool prostitute.
The phrase “let it be” is sung by Sir Paul 36 times in the studio version of the song. If you listen carefully in the beginning, you can hear Ringo pick his sticks up.

The definition of the word Grace, which you just showed, is etched in my mind from Webster’s Collegiate: 1a: “unmerited divine assistance given humans for their sanctification and renewal.” The key: no expectation by the assistance provider to be “paid back” in any way. Simply, a disposition to be generous and helpful and merciful, especially where a situation does not demand it had happened, and I will always be moved by those two weeks. Let It Be, recorded without aid of electronic device to keep time, is a song that descends from 75 to 68 beats a minute. An idea of how universal this idea is strange came to me when I was buying some cookies at an Asian owned and operated food store here in New York City in 1996. The Korean man at the counter saw the chart for Let It Be, and to my surprise said, “I had no idea that song got slower as it went along.” I was (a) a glad he could read the chart so quickly and easily, (b) surprised that he knew a deceleration of a live song was rare. Spiking up to near the Meanspeed (77.459…beats per minute, as the mentioned in the Theory section, formula of the square root of 60 beats times 10, or the square root of 60 seconds divided by 10 as a frequency .77459 seconds between every beat) for a measure or two near the beginning Let It Be’s first half is almost all between 70-75 beats per minute, while the second half steadies out, continuing to slowly decelerate, between 68-70 beats per minute. The church-like cadence at the end brings the song, and the Beatles, to a merciful close.The mean speed/objective tempo= 70.6 beats per minute.
The average beat= 850 milliseconds.
The beat frequency = 1.177 beats per second.
The mean slow phase, the speed of the song expressed as cycles per second= 1.177 Hertz.
The corresponding pitch= 301.23 Hertz in equal temperament, 43 cents above D4=293.665 Hertz, and 57 cents below D#4/Eb4=311.127 Hertz.The graphs are based on a spreadsheet generated with this method:
a) I calibrated groups of every single measure (four quarter-notes) ten times with Seiko 300-lap stopwatches;
b) Ten trials were averaged, coordinated and synthesized.
I created the speed graph in Microsoft’s Excel for MacIntosh 2004 on an Apple iBook G4 as hardware. One of the graphs derived from the results, in a radar graph style was printed on an Epson CX4600, scanned on same printing device.

The numerical coordinates are available upon request.

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Let It Be - The Beatles - Contemporary tempo map by menaspeed music public school

Let It Be - The Beatles - Contemporary tempo map by menaspeed music public school

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Meanspeed Music Public Education

August 12,2009

Let It Be - The Beatles - Contemporary tempo map by menaspeed music public school 1

Let It Be - The Beatles - Contemporary tempo map by menaspeed music public school 1

Let It Be - The Beatles - Contemporary tempo map by menaspeed music public school 2

Let It Be - The Beatles - Contemporary tempo map by menaspeed music public school 2

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Let It Be - The Beatles - Contemporary tempo map by menaspeed music public school 3

Sweet Caroline, covered by the Dave Matthews Band – part Two of Three – 125 3/5 bpm, as Metallica’s Enter Sandman, bpm graphs, tempo maps, time-velocity charts and video illustration point to the invisibly obvious – the speed of victory.

June 18, 2009 Ian A Schneider Comments off

[/caption]Mean Speed® Graph - Tempo Graphic - #36 - Dave Matthews Band - listener supported - 5

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Mean Speed® Graph - Tempo Graphic - #36 - Dave Matthews Band - listener supported - 4

Mean Speed® Graph - Tempo Graphic - #36 - Dave Matthews Band - listener supported - 4

Dave Matthews Band - Meanspeed Music School Tempo Graph - SWEET CAROLINE - 1705

Dave Matthews Band - Meanspeed Music School Tempo Graph - SWEET CAROLINE - 1705

time-velocity chart . tempo map - Dave Matthews Band lfmn0517

time-velocity chart . tempo map - Dave Matthews Band lfmn0517

Dave Matthews Band - Meanspeed Music School Tempo Graph - SWEET CAROLINE - 1705lh

Dave Matthews Band - Meanspeed Music School Tempo Graph - SWEET CAROLINE - 1705lh

time-velocity chart . tempo map - Dave Matthews Band lhhp

time-velocity chart . tempo map - Dave Matthews Band lhhp

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time-velocity chart . tempo map - Dave Matthews Band 122585

and bridge are laid out the same way.
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Mean Speed® Graph - Tempo Graphic - #36 - Dave Matthews Band - listener supported - 5

Mean Speed® Graph - Tempo Graphic - #36 - Dave Matthews Band - listener supported - 5

Spencer Speed Summary

mean speed / average expected tempo=125.6 beats per minute

average beat=0.4777 seconds

emotional concept predicted by the meanspeed music theory=victory/celebration/conquering/ebullience

Ian Andrew Schneider
Meanspeed Music School
June 18, 2009 – Happy Birthday, Sir Paul McCartney, the godfather of contemporary popular songs