Meanspeed® Music Review

The #64 ranked recording on the Rolling Stone Magazine’s 500 Greatest Songs of All-Time is “She Loves You,” the best selling single ever sold by the Beatles in the U.K.

Reaction to the meanspeed music conjecture has come in three basic forms, with readers/listeners opining that the hypothesis is:
a) an irrelevance because music tempo is simply that, it “is what it is” as they say in the vernacular of our time, yet predictive correlations of tempo to emotion is the stuff of castles in the air, pies in the sky, and the day a black person is elected president of the United States;
b) an interesting concept, yet not endorsed by enough people with authoritative enough voices to make you check the hypothesis as a *maybe*;
c) a tool you can use to turn your old music into a new musical tool of sound greenery, in that you have found that being able to control your metal tempo, which is violently *easy* now that you iPhone provides you with any of 100s of free metronome Applications which work in a silent mode, allowing you to play the music in your head, set your own attitude.

Meanspeed-Carlton Summary based on the Newman scale, shown below -
trials averaged=12
beats per trial=338
rhythm=4/4 time, quarter note getting the beat
mean time per trial=134.5 seconds
mean speed/median velocity/average tempo=150.8 beats per minute
average beat=398 milliseconds per beat

emotional concept according to the meanspeed conjecture=”mixed fast,” meaning: no prediction, as anything above 128 beats per minute have shown me any predictive value. I encourage the speed demons among you to give thing a look.
emotional concept as I hear it=exuberant encouragement

From the industry’s standard–The Rolling Stone, a short accounting for the composition of and the [non]-reasoning of how the song came about. Did the attitude, which does not go over well Steve Wilkos – “yeah, yeah yeah” start a tone of speaking that continues now, usually Yeah yeah yeah as interchangeable with “Whatever!”, most importantly pronounced with a disdainfully arrogant if hollow, accent on the second syllable “whaaaat-eeeeeeeeeehhhhhhVER!”–as if to say: I create my own truth, get out of my face, in a mocking sing song manner.

Written by: John Lennon, Paul McCartney

Produced by: George Martin
Released: Sept. ’63 on Swan
Charts: 15 weeks
Top spot: No. 1

excerpted from THE ROLLING STONE MAGAZINE, PUBLISHED BY MEDIA MOGUL JAN WENNER, THE OBAMA’S GENERATION’S LINK TO THE BEAT GENERATION

Like “Help!” this song kicks off with the chorus at Martin’s suggestion. George Harrison dreamed up the spot-on harmonies; Martin found them “corny,” but the band overruled him. When McCartney’s father heard the song, he said, “Son, there are enough Americanisms around. Couldn’t you sing, ‘Yes, yes, yes,’ just for once?” McCartney said, “You don’t understand, Dad. It wouldn’t work.”" The full article can be located at

http://www.rollingstone.com/news/story/6595909/she_loves_you.

River Newman
November 16, 2008
this is a revision of an article published by the meanspeed music company, July 3, 2007

Respectfully, sir, assert yourself beyond the level of that of the
hackeyed tritusm. What are you adding? What are you showing? Nothing.
Why you posted this: that's your issue. But sir, it is a waste of all
our time for you to cling to 7th grade book report style of rewording
what is not only obviously axiomatic but also accepted as same through
NO work of yours, sir.

Thank you and move on.

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